Friday, July 9, 2010

E3 2010

As a hard core game nerd and having nothing better to do at my mom's work I have decided to make a rundown of E3 and the major conferences.

Microsoft:
Did they really need to sink to this level... one word: kinnect. This is Microsoft's new device that makes gaming hands free and full of sweat. For me I think this is a useless device. I would rather be sitting on my couch relaxing holding a game remote than standing up and looking like a complete idiot. A good thing about it was they gave the crowd free xbox360 slims, the new console from them. I would have to give this conference a 7.5/10

Sony:
Did Microsoft give birth to a baby? Instead of the useless device that I cannot will myself to type Sony decided to make us look like an idoit well holding something! That is basically the only difference. BTW they call it the Sony Move. Thats the only thing they got right. (zing!) Aside from useless crap that I will not buy they announced big games like little big planet 2 which looks very exciting with it's new vehicle concept. For Sony since they made kinnect look even more worse I would give it an 8/10.

Nintendo:
As you may have noticed I saved the best for last. Nintendo! They have come out with the 3DS. It (as you may have guessed) uses 3d elements that won't make you look like an idiot. They also unveiled the new legend of zelda game: The skyward sword. It was the best conference at E3 thus earning a 9/10.


2 comments:

  1. Kormigor, here's everything you got wrong about it.
    -It's called the kinect.
    -Playstation Move, not Sony Move.
    -The move is exactly the same as the wiimote, but with a coloured thing at the end.
    -Little Big Planet is going to be so fun.

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  2. ummm well i didnt get wrong about little big planet if you read it and i was tired and was at my moms work about to leave in a couple of minutes so ya and i just miss spelled kinect by one letter or something big deal

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